Hello, and welcome to 'pens, paper, and ammo'. I'm Laguna and I'll be showing you around here (since the 'webmistress' is obviously a bit lazy...). To tell you the truth, I have no idea what this site is even about...
***ENTER BRITT***
Britt: *waves to everyone* Hello everyone. As you may have noticed, "Britt's Bucket O' Joy" is no more...it became too much trouble to attempt to cover so much information; therefore, I give you "pens, paper, and ammo"...hosted by none other than Laguna Loire!
Laguna: What exactally is my job here?
Britt: I'm glad you asked! This site...is a dedication...to..........
Laguna: *hopping around excitedly* What?! What?!
Britt: To.....YOU!
Laguna: Eh? To me? *blushes furiously* Wow...t-thanks...*leg begins cramping* I-I'll be right...back...
Britt: Well, then...that went...well. As soon as Laguna limps back, feel free to browse the site and ask Laguna-sama any questions you may have.